ARADIA
[ ]You are Aries.
[ ]Your favorite color is red
[ ]You use this emote: 0-0
[ ]You lost interest in lots of things lately.
[ ]You have a nemesis/rival.
[ ]Somebody wants you dead.
[ ]You have really long hair.
TOTAL: 0
(Though someone probably wants me dead somewhere on this planet. Shh.)

TAVROS
[ ]You are Taurus.
[ ]Your favorite color is brown.
[ ]yOU SOMETIMES USE INVERTED CASE,
[x]You are indecisive.
[ ]You can't hate anybody.
[x]You love Pokemon and such things.
[ ]You get along with everyone.
TOTAL: 2

SOLLUX
[ ]You are Gemini.
[ ]Your favorite color is mustard/yellow.
[ ]You have a lisp.
[ ]You love bees.
[ ]You tend to wear different colored socks, shoes, mittens...
[x]You like 3-D glasses.
[ ]You are bipolar.
TOTAL: 1

KARKAT
[ ]You are Cancer.
[ ]You favorite color is gray.
[x]YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS.
[x]You get angry easily.
[ ]You are a jerk.
[x]Deep inside, you actually care for your friends.
[ ]You always want to be the leader.
TOTAL: 3

NEPETA
[ ]You are Leo.
[x]Your favorite color is light green.
[ ]You tend to talk in third person [-You- did something.]
[ ]You love to roleplay.
[x]You love cats.
[ ]You are a weaboo.
[ ]You are cute.
TOTAL: 2

KANAYA
[x]You are Virgo.
[x]Your favorite color is dark green.
[ ]You Like To Write Every Word Starting With Big Letter.
[ ]You love fashion.
[ ]You like dressing up in unusual ways.
[ ]You like chainsaws.
[x]You've been heartbroken
TOTAL: 3

TEREZI
[ ]You are Libra.
[ ]Your favorite color is red [or teal].
[ ]YOU US3 L33T SP34K.
[ ]You love to cosplay.
[x]You like dragons.
[ ]You prefer smells and tastes over sight.
[ ]You're always grinning.
TOTAL: 1

VRISKA
[ ]You are Scorpio.
[ ]Your favorite color is blue.
[x]You are over-dramatic.
[ ]You love the number 8.
[ ]You are quite fond of spiders.
[ ]You are a bitch.
[ ]You like to manipulate.
TOTAL: 1

EQUIUS
[ ]You are Sagittarius.
[ ]Your favorite color is blue.
[ ]You put some sort of a symbol before you type.
[ ]You are always sweaty.
[x]You love milk.
[ ]You are muscular.
[x]You've had your glasses broken at least once.
TOTAL: 2

GAMZEE
[ ]You are Capricorn.
[ ]Your favorite color is indigo.
[ ]YoU mIx LoWeR aNd UpPeR cAsE.  
[ ]You are not quite sane.
[ ]You are religious.
[x]People tend to find you annoying.
[ ]You wear weird clothes.
TOTAL: 1

ERIDAN
[ ]You are Aquarius.
[ ]Your favorite color is dark purple.
[x]You refer to people with shortened names.
[ ]You love science.
[x]You don't have a lot of friends.
[ ]You have a bizarre haircut.
[ ]You love capes.
TOTAL: 2

FEFERI
[ ]You are Pisces.
[ ]Your favorite color is purple or dark pink.
[x]You get excited easily.
[ ]You are rich.
[x]You love to swim.
[ ]You're cheerful most of time.
[ ]You are also optimistic.
TOTAL: 2

I guess that makes me either Kanaya or Karkat.
Kanaya's my patron troll though.